May 2013
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stephensbeard1993:
I just found out that Dublin zoo has webcams set up SO THAT YOU CAN SEE SOME OF THE ANIMALS.
here
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elphias-doge:
dropkicks:
in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
This explains quite a lot.
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The fact I have an exam in 2 hours hurts me.
The fact it’s on a Saturday is soul destroying.
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i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around....
lilacid:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
Seriously need to start following some night bloggers/people in the states.
I find tumblr gets far too slow when I’m awake late
thank heavens for vodka
maaaay be a little crunked xp
Dumb Ways to Die - YouTube →
The happiest song about death you’ll ever hear.
silvermender:
coconutraider:
immortalis-somnium:
ftfhal:
novakian:
ohai-mg:
cuddleing:
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
billy has no friends oh my god
Billy needs therapy.
BILLY IS ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY
he is sexually frustrated
thedingledodies:
oscill8wildly:
milktree:
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
merriamwebsterdictionary:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
everything is dead just the way i...