Slightly educated, nothing to brag about.
35% Wit, 15% Cigarette smoke, 20% Vodka, 30% Sarcasm.
What I post doesn't agree with most people, but this isn't something I do for other people. This is for me, I can't guarantee people will like it but then again..I couldn't care less.
GO BABY, GO, GO.
In my mind: Oh shit they're crying..oh god why..oh jesus
When friends cry: Are..are you ok? Uhm...hug? Uh..want me to buy you juice..or something?
When animals are crying: God fuck just shut up! No I'm sorry. Just..don't cry. Why are you crying? Are you in pain? -picks up- Shush..shush baby
When I cry: God fucking I'm such a loser
When I see people I don't know crying: Get over it wimp
When I make someone cry and didn't mean to: Are you.. I mean.. Just you.. Stop. Stop stop jesus. -grabs- shut up and let me make you happy now.
When I make someone cry on purpose: Wow you really did cry. Your so weak
When characters cry in shows: OH GOD THE FEELINGS. OH MY HEART. DON'T CRY BABIES.